Random cat observation

[ninevirtues]

Some pets should come with warning labels, so you know what you're in for when you pick them out.

Mine should say, "WARNING: COMES WITH VTOL CAPABILITY AND TURBO PACKAGE. REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE HOURS FOR CONTINUED OPTIMAL USE."

For the non-military among us.... VTOL means Vertical Takeoff and Landing.... like helicopters. ;-)

Comments

[finickynarcane.livejournal.com]

I thought all young cats do that (VTOL).

[xrian.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Now I *have* to come visit this paragon! I wonder if she still remembers me?

The Replacement Cat is becoming more of a lap cat every week, which is nice. OTOH, having an 11-pound cat in the lap is a rather different experience from having an 8-pound cat in the lap....

[broider-barones.livejournal.com]

they should also have a warning label that the VTOL will be accomplished with sharp objects -- the hind claws in particular (LOL)
Pete had bamboozled Pickwick that he can't jump up more than 3-4' up. Mostly he jumps sideways/down - huge amounts like 8-10'. I know he can do that up too, but it is very rare. He is mostly an under cat so when up happens something is "up".

[obsqurity.livejournal.com]

haha, VTOL is awesome. One kitty is particularly good at the vertical take-off. The other one is particularly good at what we call "Death from Above."

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Cats can so teleport.

--Ember--