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second one of these this week:

Hey, gigapop....

Thanks for the wink.

Unfortunately, since you don't say what you're about, you don't say much about who you're looking for, and you don't include a picture of yourself, I know absolutely nothing about you. You could be a literate, intelligent, bike-racing dream guy, or you could be a creepy stalker who will take multiple restraining orders to discourage. And I would know which one of these you
are.... how?

To me, the no-picture-no-essay-no-test approach is a bit like putting a
paper bag on your head, with the words "DATE ME!" written on the front. (Would that
work on you? No. Surprise, it doesn't work on me either.) So, sweet cakes-- if you
want to be considered for inclusion in my dating pool, get busy. Put up a picture, fill
out the essays, fire up the spell checker on them, and last but not least-- take the
compatibility test. When you've done that, come back and wink again.
That time, it might actually work.

buh byeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Gail

(apparently I am having more fun dissing than dating. I suppose I am due, and I'll eventually stop finding this entertaining. In the meantime, I've worn out a couple razor strops sharpening my tongue. Better buy more.)

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