Ha, I kill me
Jun. 14th, 2005 03:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ninevirtuesSomeone winked at me on one of the online dating websites.
Look at the profile... no picture.... no profile text.... no compatibility text.
Poser. Guess who just made himself available for some friendly razzing, as follows?
Hey, thanks for the wink!
Unfortunately, you have no picture... no profile... and no compatibility test results, so really, I have no clue whether I'd be interested in meeting you or not. (Hmm, you might be five feet tall, three hundred pounds, and have polka dots all over you, smoke, and have six kids. Really, with no profile.... you might be all of that, or you might be a bike-racing, intellectual Brad Pitt lookalike... and I wouldn't know either way.
So, sweet cakes-- if you want a response back that includes anything other than my teasing you by suggesting maybe you have six kids and polka dots-- get busy, fill out your profile, take the compatibility test, and put up a photo. Got it?
have fun!
Look at the profile... no picture.... no profile text.... no compatibility text.
Poser. Guess who just made himself available for some friendly razzing, as follows?
Hey, thanks for the wink!
Unfortunately, you have no picture... no profile... and no compatibility test results, so really, I have no clue whether I'd be interested in meeting you or not. (Hmm, you might be five feet tall, three hundred pounds, and have polka dots all over you, smoke, and have six kids. Really, with no profile.... you might be all of that, or you might be a bike-racing, intellectual Brad Pitt lookalike... and I wouldn't know either way.
So, sweet cakes-- if you want a response back that includes anything other than my teasing you by suggesting maybe you have six kids and polka dots-- get busy, fill out your profile, take the compatibility test, and put up a photo. Got it?
have fun!
