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ninevirtuesI took a nap today. A sorely needed nap.
In the middle of my nap, the lady from Bell South calls, trying to offer me a promotional rate on long distance.
Hmm, let's see, I think to myself, as she rattles on. I wonder if I can say "No" in a voice low enough that she thinks it's gonna crawl down her spine and start looking for her vital organs?*
Only one way to know....
"_No _thank_ _you_, I'm _not _interested_."
I hung up before I could check for any screaming that might ensue. Remind me to keep my land line plugged into my modem. The modem is happy to handle calls like that.
*I shamelessly stole that from a Laurell Hamilton novel... seemed appropriate.
In the middle of my nap, the lady from Bell South calls, trying to offer me a promotional rate on long distance.
Hmm, let's see, I think to myself, as she rattles on. I wonder if I can say "No" in a voice low enough that she thinks it's gonna crawl down her spine and start looking for her vital organs?*
Only one way to know....
"_No _thank_ _you_, I'm _not _interested_."
I hung up before I could check for any screaming that might ensue. Remind me to keep my land line plugged into my modem. The modem is happy to handle calls like that.
*I shamelessly stole that from a Laurell Hamilton novel... seemed appropriate.
